Nevil Shutes America: Beyond the Black Stump

Nevil Shute’s America: Beyond the Black Stump

How do we know what we look like to others? They tell us, that’s how.

When Stan, sober geologist, good son and citizen of Hazel, Oregon, tells Molly that he or maybe his friend got a girl pregnant, and that the twelve year old boy next door may or may not be his son, Molly tells him: “That’s just the sort of thing that might have happened in the Lunatic.” Molly is from Lunacy, West Australia.

Stan disagrees:
“The Lunatic was in a foreign country, where people lived to standards that were wholly alien to the United States, drank to excess in an outlandish manner, swapped wives for pistols, and cohabited with native women. It was the way of foreign countries to behave like that and he could readily believe from his reading that worse things happened in France. But it was not the way of the United States. It was deeply insulting to suggest that things that happened in his home town could be in any way comparable with things that happened in the Northern part of West Australia. . .”

Nevil Shute describes this smiling small town and its smilingly kind citizens and the smiling, prim decency of America in 1950. As always, the description is exact, scientific, benevolent. And, as always, it is a just a little detached, a little uneasy, a little remote. As always, it is the description of a visitor. There are pleasant shaded avenues and white painted homes and Stan’s mother and Stan’s father and Stan’s Aunt watching TV in the evenings. There is good and bad and no alcohol. There is talk.

“Everybody here talks about the frontier. And says this is a frontier town. You’re pretty proud of that. But you’ve forgotten what the frontier’s like… honestly, you have. When your first tough guys broke through the Rockies from the East and found this lovely place they married Indian girls. You know it and you’re rather proud of it. Its part of the frontier legend. Well, the frontier’s moved on. Our country’s the frontier now. But when I told Helen this morning that I got a lot of half cast brothers and sisters she nearly threw a fit.”

How do we know what we look like to others? They tell us, that’s how. They tell us that we are a little civilized, but only a little. We don’t believe them. And so we never know. More…

THE ENEMY WITHIN by LARRY BOND and PATRICK read by MICHAEL RUSSOTTO

The book offers us not one but a series of possible enemies, possible stories, possible plugs for the black hole in intelligence that lies beyond September 11, 2001.

Put on ten pounds, dirty sneakers, and a baseball cap, bomb the 14th street bridge, the Dallas-Ft Worth Airport, any School, Synagogue or Office Building anytime anywhere anyhow. Welcome to America, stay as long as you want, come back anytime.

Your average everyday Mohammedan maniac made in Iran, or Iraq, or Kuwait, or Kabul, trained by his friendly neighbourhood terrorist, the Egyptian, Serbian, Palestinian, Pakistani, Senegalese, mobilized to kidnap, sabotage, assassinate.

Alone. Another Abridged Morality Play by Lisa Gardner

Alone. Another Abridged Morality Play by Lisa Gardner

Sometimes one wonders whether books get written by stringing together the top keywords in Google. Sex-cops-beautiful wife-abused child-murder-guns-rich family-domestic violence-sharpshooter-alcoholic father-politics-doctors-baseball. (Never forget baseball.) Calculate the page rank, and you get: Good cop gets bad girl. Bad girl has good excuse. Good cop has bad night. Recalculate. Not a best seller yet? Add: bad mother-money-child abuse- sex-psychopath-incest-genetic disease-criminal investigator-kidnapping. (Don’t forget kidnapping). Here you go: Cop with alcoholic father shoots rich husband with gun and fucks wily wife-whore whose impossibly sick child plays baseball. Recalculate. Bestseller. Ho, hum.
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy by John Le Carre read by FRANK MULLER. An Original.

How did Muller know that the text could sound like this? How could he make words talk like this? And yet he does. Muller turns them up and over and around so that each one cries out: Me, look! Listen to me! Hear me. And having been read in such a way, by such a voice, a word, a text, remains unspeakable by any other voice.
One listens half-crouched, head tilted, just a little, toward the machine, the voice, because it is inconceivable or almost inconceivable that this is English. For how can one even open one’s mouth when there is someone who makes English like this, makes English sound like this….

The Lost Army of Cambysus by Paul Sussman read by Gordon Griffin

An English schoolboy’s happy meal: a murder, a bit of Herodotus, a little masochism, a little colonialism, a shovelful of archaeology, a box of cheroots, a little petit bourgeois pettiness, a pretty but not too pretty girl who works with animals, a plain, uxurious police inspector, and a healthy dollop of fetishism in the form of text, genealogically charged artifacts, and dead soldiers: “an army of old men rising wearily from the sands….”

Quite wonderful. A mouthful. Lux.

Welcome to Temptation by J. Crusie read by Aasne Vigesaa(!)

Welcome to Temptation by J. Crusie read by Aasne Vigesaa(!)

Sophie and Amy Dempsy are listening to Dusty Springfield on the car radio, Amy filming the “Welcome to Tempatation” road sign from behind her pink rhinestone sunglasses and Sophie not paying attention. When they crash, how does Sophie get them out of it?

1. Make the mark smile.
2. Get the mark to agree with you.
3. Make the mark feel superior.
4. Give the mark something.

Add these to your interview techniques. They work, when punctuated with a Dempsey “gotta love me” smile and a cool, smooth, pretty voice, like that of a reader with an unpronounceable name (Aasne Vigessa?)…

The one girly girl book that’s not just for girls.

Date: 02/13/2005 8:24 am

Call For the Dead by John Le Carre Narrated by Frank Muller(!)

Smiley receives a letter from his ex, reads (“I want to make you an offer which no gentleman could accept. I want to come back to you. I’m staying at the Baur au Lac in Zurich till the end of the month. Let me know.”) and thinks:

“That was Ann. Let me know. Redeem your life. See whether it can be lived again and let me know. I have wearied my lover, my lover has wearied me. Let me shatter your world again, my own bores me. I want to come back to you…..” Let me know.

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A Murder of Quality by John Le Carre read by Keith Lloyd

And it occurred to him that the most important thing about Rode was that he had no friends. Smiley was reminded of Buchner’s fairy tale about the child left alone on the Earth, who  finding no one to talk to  went to the moon because it smiled at him. But the moon was made of rotten wood. And when the sun and moon and stars had all turned to nothing he tried to go back to the earth. But it had gone.

Death in Holy Orders by P.D. James Narrated by Charles Keating

One reads, and reads, and reads… and one forgets how good it feels to consider the world through the jolly eyes of a clever and forgiving judge. P.D. James, for example.

Consider the small Anglican college of St Alselm’s, faithful not only to God and Church but to the immemorial tradition of English eccentricity.

Miss Betterton, sister of one of the fathers, is found at the bottom of the cellar stairs. Adam Dagliesh, ace investigator, investigates: Have you any idea what she was doing here, father?

Father Sebastian turned back and hesitated.
Then he said, “I’m afraid I have”. “Miss Betterton helped herself to a bottle of wine on a fairly regular basis… All the priests knew about it and I imagine that the ordinants … may have guessed. She never took more than one bottle about twice a week, and it was never the best wine. Naturally, I discussed the problem with Father John as tactfully as I could. I decided to take no action unless matters got out of hand. Father John regularly paid the price of the wine… Of course, we realized the danger the steep steps posed for an elderly woman. That’s why we had the stairs so brightly lit and replaced the rope with the wooden rails.”

Dagliesh said: “So, finding you had a regular pilferer in the community, you provided a secure bannister rail to facilitate the pilfering and to prevent her from breaking her neck.”

“Do you have difficulty with that, Commander?”

“No.”

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