The Takeover by Stephen Frey read by Paul Hecht

Another Wall Street soap opera about bourgeois boomie pretty boys in
big trouble. Yes, we’ve got a situation here, as the Denver cops would
say. Time to grab a big blonde with an MBA, rent a car, empty your bank
account, and run. Fall in love with her on the road. Get shot at. Confess
to her boobs. Discover that you’re morally defective. Repent. Turn in your
boss for insider trading. Start over.