On the sidewalk outside of The Kitchennette on West Broadway, the old men are debating the apologetics of New York Liberals bending over to receive Islamic sensitivity training.
One famous lawyer takes out the day’s NYTIMES, which reports that: “The Islamic Society of America is complaining that television shows portray Moslems as ‘the bad guys’. …”
“Oh, please…” moans the former US attorney for the Southern District of New York: “It’s not like we’re at war with Blonde Swedish Catholics. I haven’t noticed any Episcopelian Icelanders becoming suicide bombers and charging into any synagogues….”
“They claim to be Islamic to a man and they are terrorists therefore they are Islamic terrorists….
“Bullshit!”, exclaimed Saul Silverstein, an ex-Marine who survived Io Jima, and then made a fortune in women’s apparel. “Six months after a bunch of terrorists who claim to be acting in the name of Islam murdered a few thousand people in the World Trade Center, Columbia University held a one day in service training center for more than 100 NYC high school teachers… its like we’re apologizing because some of their fellow Moslems declared war on us…. ”
This is The Sons of Liberty Breakfast Club and Girl Watching Society, which meets to haggle over the politics, the rumours, the news … and of course.. the pretty girls walking past, with and without summer dresses. This is as good as Paris in the 1920s, except that the intellectuals are lawyers, not artists, they’re chewing peach pancakes, not brioches… and they’re probably not smoking.